Oven Fresh Pizza Tee

Here’s the deal. You can’t wait. I can’t wait. Nobody can wait the ample amount of time it takes for delicious, piping-hot pizza takes to cool off. So let’s all just drop the charade and shove the pizza into our face holes and let it burn. It’s going to happen anyway so let’s seriously cut the shit. And buy the shirt too. It’s a nice shirt.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction